Ok so this day made up for yesterday. We woke up and drove right to Viareggio in an hour and twenty five minutes. Apparently yesterday was a big Italian holiday which is another reason why the traffic was so bad.
Viareggio is an awesome Italian Riviera beach town. We immediately checked in to the Presidente Hotel and went to the beach. 5/5 for the town and the hotel.
This was the beach club. It was pretty empty except for us and several pairs of ancient boobs that were exposed and blowing around in the Mediterranean wind. Before the trip, Cash was pretty excited about the prospect of topless beaches. He is no longer excited. I told him the truth before we came here but he didn’t listen. Now he has experienced the truth. That is what this trip is about, right? 5/5 for the beach club and the old lady boobs.
If you look closely at the mountain range, you can see what looks like glaciers. That is actually white marble up there. I know, those last two sentences sounds like I am trying to lengthen this blog with random shit, and that is because I am. The kids are gonna look back at this one day and I don’t want them to think I phoned it in.
Anyway, we swam in the Mediterranean and hung out on beach chairs for the whole afternoon. Cash and I bodysurfed but Evie refused to partake because she said it was stupid. I don’t know, maybe she didn’t want to look stupid in front of the lifeguard.
Cash and Evie’s European Vacation 
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