Day 1- The Trip to London

This was when we arrived at DIA. I suddenly realized that Cash was dressed for the trip like he was going to blow up Nakatomi Plaza. He also kept saying that if customs asks him if he has anything to declare, he was going to say, “Yes, I do have something to declare. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.” We were literally minutes into this trip and I was already annoyed.

We got on the plane and I became much less annoyed. Our seats on British Airways were quite nice. We had a three hour delay on the runway because of a mechanical issue and weather, but we did not care one bit.

Both kids ate and then fell asleep for seven hours. I have never slept on a plane before, but this was the first time I had lay down seats on an international flight. I was determined. I took a ZZZQuil Ultra and a melatonin just in case. As always, I did not sleep and instead just hallucinated for seven hours.

We got to the Hilton Park Lane at about 2:30pm. I immediately crashed. Mick, Cash, and Evie all went shopping. I met them down in the executive lounge for a light dinner at 6pm.

Today was Evie’s Birthday, so naturally, Mick had the staff serenade her. As you can tell, Evie was clearly thrilled about this.